MARRIAGE QOUTES

A dress that zips up the back

will bring a husband and wife together.

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A man marries to have a home,

but also because he doesn't want to be bothered

with sex and all that sort of thing.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions

your wife asks for nothing.

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A successful marriage

requires falling in love many times,

always with the same person.

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A wedding anniversary

is the celebration of love,

trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.

The order varies for any given year.

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All marriages are happy.

It's the living together afterward

that causes all the trouble.

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Almost no one is foolish enough

to imagine that he automatically

deserves great success

in any field of activity;

yet almost everyone believes

that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

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An ideal wife is one who remains

faithful to you but tries to be just

as charming as if she weren't.

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Any intelligent woman

who reads the marriage contract,

and then goes into it,

deserves all the consequences.

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Before marriage,

a girl has to make love to a man to hold him.

After marriage,

she has to hold him to make love to him.

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Being divorced

is like being hit by a Mack truck.

If you live through it,

you start looking very carefully

to the right and to the left.

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By our Heavenly Father

and only because of God,

only because of God.

We're like other couples.

We do not get along perfectly;

we do not go without arguments and,

as I call them, fights

and heartache and pain

and hurting each other.

But a marriage is three of us.

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Do you know what it means

to come home at night

to a woman who'll give you

a little love, a little affection,

a little tenderness?

It means you're in the wrong house,

that's what it means.

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Don't marry the person

you think you can live with;

marry only the individual

you think you can't live without.

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For years my wedding ring

has done its job.

It has lead me not into temptation.

It has reminded my husband

numerous times at parties

that it's time to go home.

It has been a source of relief

to a dinner companion.

It has been a status

symbol in the maternity ward.

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How can a woman be expected

to be happy with a man

who insists on treating her

as if she were

a perfectly normal human being

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